What Are Some Clever Toasts?

Clever :

• “Here’s to those who’ve seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t …
• “To our wives and girlfriends … may they never meet” __________
• “Here’s to the floor, who will hold you when no one else will. May we get what …
• “To absent friends.” __________
• “A toast to those who wish me well, and all the rest can go to hell.” __________
• “Here’s to milk, eggs, bread and cinnamon.” __________
• “To Hell. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there. ” __________
• “I drank to your health in company. I drank to your health alone. I drank to your …
• “May the best of your past be the worse of your future.” __________
• “Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.” __________

These toasts for drinking will surely bring a smile to everyone’s face who hears them. You’ll find the right toast for any occasion, including old Irish toasts and famous quotes to use as toasts. Just scroll through the entire list to find your favorite toast! 1.) May we live to learn well And learn to live well. 2.) Another day another bender.

May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, and never catch up! One of the most common drinking toasts topics is to drink to the good health of all around the table. Here’s to health to my soul and health to my heart; where this is going, there’s gone many a quart!

Here are some funny drinking toasts to make birthdays more special and induce gales of laughter. #7. “The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift because it’s the present.”

Toasting is a social convention that takes place in both formal and informal social groups. You raise your glass to drink in honor or appreciation of what the toastmaker narrates. Toasting is a rare opportunity to establish or strengthen your rapport with people in a social group. If you have never made a toast or a speech before, don’t fret.