Why Mcdonald’S Makes You Poop?

My friend used to work at McDonalds. He says that once, a kid pooped in the tubes above where people ate, so everyone smelt poop when they ate. It was found a couple hours later and he had to get rid of it. 26. I wish she was institutionalized instead

One time my son pooped his pants in the play area. When I realized it i went up and cleaned it up. Before I was done someone told the staff about it. So I’m up there cleaning up poop and see the McDonald’s employee. I said “Don’t worry about it I got it all” and he said ”thanks, that’s the first time that’s happened.”

Or, you could end up feeling hyper and anxious from the artificial colors and preservatives used in the food. McDonald’s menu items are lacking in dietary fiber, which help keep your digestive tract working properly and efficiently, leaving you feeling bloated and constipated.

Weird, McDonald’s ‘food’ tends to constipate the hell out of me. It’s not the food, don’t worry. It’s the bacteria on the food from the grill guy who forgot to wash his hands after his bathroom break.

Why do I crave more food after eating a big Mac?

This is because you’ve lost control of your blood sugar from your high calorie meal and your insulin response has brought down your glucose levels.

According to Eat This, Not That!, eating foods that are high in carbs cause your blood sugar to rise. This happens as you consume the bun from the burgers and sandwiches, or the french fries, leading your body to take in large amounts of white flour and sugar. [Photo: McDonald’s]

Then, the high fructose corn syrup in the bun causes your insulin to spike, making you to become even more hungry! Eating large amounts of sodium in one sitting can spur dehydration. All of that sodium also makes it hard for your kidneys to eliminate it from your body, causing your heart to work faster to pump blood.

McDonald’ s is known for its delicious and affordable food, but not many people realize the effect these fast food items have on their body. We did a little digging and found out that these foods do more harm to your body than good, including raising your blood pressures, altering your mood and even dehydrating your body! [Photo: Instagram]

Or, you could end up feeling hyper and anxious from the artificial colors and preservatives used in the food. [Photo: Shutterstock]

What did a fat kid eat?

A really fat kid ate a lot of ice cream cake and decided to play in the ball pit. Apparently there were like a dozen kids in this pit when all of a sudden they were getting out and had stains on their shirt. What looked like this fat kid playing under the balls was him actually ducking under to puke.

You know, things a talking trash can would say. ANY PARENT could tell you what would happen next. Children know that trash cans can not actually speak. So each successive child, having been congratulated by the trash can, would do the obvious thing, and put his head inside the trash can to see who is in there.